Haikus on...traffic
Oh you red car man
Why you so mean to me, huh?
Fine, don't let me merge!
You cut me off, jerk!
You better feel ashamed!
But of course, you don't.
Look, a car flipped!
Let's all stop and stare so that
Fire trucks can't come.
Stop me for speeding?
But I'm on the freeway, and
You're LAPD!
I'll show you my breasts!
Oh, you're gay. Then I'll bribe you.
No? You're gay AND rich.
Why you so mean to me, huh?
Fine, don't let me merge!
You cut me off, jerk!
You better feel ashamed!
But of course, you don't.
Look, a car flipped!
Let's all stop and stare so that
Fire trucks can't come.
Stop me for speeding?
But I'm on the freeway, and
You're LAPD!
I'll show you my breasts!
Oh, you're gay. Then I'll bribe you.
No? You're gay AND rich.
posted by Camstah at 1:55 PM
4 Comments:
laughing my ass off.
hahaha funny...but i still like your original traffic haiku...that one was so full of pure anger and frustration...
I'm loving the haiku. The plural of "haiku" is "haiku", is it not?
anyway, my favorite was the first.
yes, it is the plural, but i'm speaking english, and so the plural of haiku is haikus....just like the plural of anything not originally english is made plural with an "s"...besides, this is my blog, therefore it shall be true no matter what.....besides, haiku as plural sounds like pant as singular...weird.
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