Haiku Time...Yes, Get All Kinds of Excited

the following are haiku inspired by how i've spent my vacation time....

Wedding Planning is
Like driving nails through my head.
I can't take no mo'.

Wedding videos
make me vomit all over
Eric's clean carpet.

To have and to hold
In time of sickness and health
Till debt do you part.

Hermits must be the
happiest people on earth.
They don't need make-up.

Clean clothes? Whatever.
Wear my jeans from yesterday
And the dogs don't care.