Something Inspired By My Dog

Yes, Ally has inspired on-the-spot haiku:

Ally lets one go
With a soft "pop!" from her ass
Alert level: Red!

I am going to bark
At the slightest sound outside
Just to scare Cammy

Look at my Dobby
eyes; you know you can't resist--
Give me a treat now

Life is so damn hard
Laying in the sun all day
I am *EXHAUSTED*